Max Media Blitz

“What are you doing to help the Latino Community?”

“I might have Tacos tonight!”

*slow clap* #pisspoorpoliticaldecisions

Stop working so elegantly structurally applied physics!

It’s almost like my job; all I do all day is interact with machines other people are using.

Oh British humor; you always make outright fear hilarious with the simple use of a jangly music.

smogger

wordjournal:

noun • the road-sign language of hobos

the pictographic language has a rich history which is said to have been introduced into england in the time of henry viii. here is a great resource for many of these long-lost signs.
  

Today’s Man-genda: Pointing out how much the wife’s coffee sucks and making her feel like a terrible person. BOO-YAH!

Excellent ball control. Don’t acknowledge the guy in the wheelchair. Just look at the footwork!

#CryBabyLane

For those of you about to rock the whole “Return of 90’s Nick” thing, here’s a little slice of 90’s Nickelodeon Obscura: 2000’s made-for-tv horror show: Cry Baby Lane.

According to IMDB: 

“It only aired once on Nickelodeon. It was never shown again due to an unprecedented number of complaints from parents who believed it was too frightening for a kid’s network. Since then, Nickelodeon has refused to release it to the public in any form and continues to deny its existence. The movie has never been uploaded in its entirety to the internet, so almost no one has seen it. The only footage known to survive is a single YouTube video with three minutes of random clips from the movie. How that footage was obtained remains unknown.”

Until today? I don’t know. I just got the link, so I thought I’d share it. Haven’t watched it yet. The Melissa Joan Hart intro kinda scared me back into my sleeping bag. Hope you get further than I did.

It’s not so much that it looks like she doesn’t know how much she can actually fit in her mouth, but that it looks like she’s actually pulling it out of her stomach.

It’s not so much that it looks like she doesn’t know how much she can actually fit in her mouth, but that it looks like she’s actually pulling it out of her stomach.

The main joy and persistent problem with literature; the imagination.

The main joy and persistent problem with literature; the imagination.